LL Cool J breaks burglars nose and jaw No song has ever foreshadowed an event quite so perfectly as LL Cool J`s ‘Mama said knock you out.’ [story link]
Teen stars and their outrageous salaries Rollingout.com crunched the numbers and you’d be surprised what today’s teen titans are rolling in. [story link]
College binge drinkers happier than sober students Carolyn Hsu, a sociology professor at Colgate University, told the annual meeting of the American Sociology Association that her research suggests binge-drinking college students are happier than sober students. [story link]
Madonna sued for being pro-gay in Russia In St. Petersburg, the material girl criticized a law that prohibits spreading homosexual “propaganda.” [story link]
Hunker Down! This is Going to Blow!!!!!!!
americabynumbers: Check out some of the worst hurricanes our nation has experienced.
EDM moves to the mainstage Bun B Talks about electronic dance music artist who are making names for themselves and bringing the genre to the mainstream. [story link]
High paying jobs that don’t require college degrees From registered nurses to commercial pilots, you can earn a pretty penny without having spent lots of time and money at a major university or law school. [story link]
Cameras reveal how common cats by day, turn into killers at night You’ll never look at a kitty the same way again. [story link]
Cat gets shot in head with arrow, survives If cats have nine lives, Baby the cat is living proof of that. [story link]
Russian band ‘Pussy Riots’ on trial for anti-Putin song A punk rock trio in Russia is reminding all of us here in the state just how lucky we are to have the first amendment. [story link]
Man slices cucumbers like a boss 48-year-old Ye Tongxin has been training 10 years to slice fruits and vegetables with a playing cards. [story link]
Good Samaritans chase down iPhone thief New Yorkers have a bad reputation for being mean, but one group broke that stereotype and teamed up to stop a thief right in his tracks. [story link]
The Who honors tickets for cancelled 1979 concert Those lucky enough to have kept a Who concert ticket for the last 33 years, will finally be able to use it. [story link]
Man drinks beer while driving through DUI checkpoint You’ve heard the saying before: friends don’t let friends drive drunk. Well either 51-year-old David Caruso didn’t have any friends or he’s just really dumb. We’ll go with the latter. [story link]
‘Naked Rambler’ released from jail; naked of course If you’ve got it, why not flaunt it?! At least that seems to be 53-year-old Stephen Gough’s motto. He’s better known as “The Naked Rambler.” He hikes across the UK, naked! [story link]
Shoplifting woman escapes, flees topless Here at NewsFix, we try to keep you ‘abreast’ of the news. And here is another example. [Story link]
643 pound woman losing weight through sex
Lucky teen wins $1,000 a week for rest of his life
Brooklyn teen Robert Salo got a graduation gift that won’t stop giving until they lay him in the ground!
Teen survives taking a fishing spear to the head
So, we’ve seen the guy with the nail in his head, and even people impaled through their stomachs. We have never, ever seen anything like what 16-year-old Yasser Lopez went through.
Woman eats squid, gets mouth full of sperm
In a world where human women become the objects of the unnatural desires of evil, mutant, marine monsters, comes a story stranger than fiction, and more disturbing than your mom talking about sex.
Burger King launches new bacon sundae
The world’s second biggest hamburger chain is expanding its menu in order to keep its market share.
Woman fined for calling 911 for sick dog
We all love our pets. And a lot of us would jump through hoops to make sure Fido was taken care of during an emergency. One Missouri woman went a little too far, though.
Madonna flashes boob at concert
The “Material Girl” is at it again. But let’s face it Madonna, you’re no spring chicken!
Saudi princess skips out on $7 million hotel bill
After a 6 month, 41 room, 60 person entourage stay at the Shangri-la Hotel in Paris, France, she decided to ‘sneak’ out at 3:30 in the morning, while trying to avoid the $7 million plus bill.
Dutch artist turns dead cat into a helicopter
Dutch artist, Bart Jansen was heartbroken when his cat got hit by a car and died. So he did what any sane person would do after losing their pet… he posthumously slapped some propellers on the kitty carcass and took him out for a spin!
Bear eats convicted murderer
We warned you about the zombie invasion. Now another human has been eaten. Not by zombies, though. This time a black bear is to blame.
Man who fathered 30 kids can’t pay child support
A Knoxville man has 30 kids with 11 different women and now he’s looking for relief with child support.
Man finds out he's a woman during hospital visit
Stevie was known as Steve for more than 55 years. She’s now living her life as a woman after learning, although she was born with man parts, she is intersex. That means she has some lady parts, too. They’re just on the inside.
Billionaire Zuckerberg stiffs waiter on tip
Mark Zuckerberg and his blushing bride have been on a Roman holiday ever since the two love birds got hitched, but even though Zuck is reportedly worth $20 billion reports are coming out of Italy saying the tycoon isn’t tipping.
Couple hits elderly woman with car, buries her...
A Chinese couple had been out on the town drinking and singing until 5 a.m. Although they’re in their mid-20s, they never learned that drinking and driving is a deadly combination.
Adultery can literally kill you
Adultery is bad for the heart according to researchers from the University of Florence in Italy.
PETA protesters barbeque a human
PETA folks aren’t known for their meek delivery. Their latest stunt was a human barbeque in downtown Houston.
Man ties himself to tree to get anonymous sex
A 50-year-old Midwestern man, Alan Petrusson, wanted some action and decided to make things easy by going to a suburban Minneapolis park, stripping down, tying himself up between two trees, putting on a blindfold and waving his junk out to see who he could catch.
Woman hits moose, drives to work with no memory of...
After hitting the moose on the Trans-Canada highway, Michelle drove 25 miles to her office in Gander, Newfoundland, with no recollection of the accident, or any idea her car had been practically destroyed.
Scary business idea sends a clown to your friend
Here’s the scene: A creepy, evil looking clown hiding behind corners, watching your every move, stalking you, leaving you texts and phone messages telling you that “your time is coming!”
Cheating couple caught when their parts get stuck...
A man from Kenya claims to have used black magic on his adulterous wife and her lover, causing the cheating couple to get stuck in the middle of having sex, for hours.
Americans too fat to donate organs
It seems more of us want to get in line to donate organs, but as it turns out those who are obese don’t have a fat chance.
Butt-dialing 911 is an epidemic in New York
It happens everywhere, but in the Big Apple, butt-dialing 911 is an epidemic. Thirty-eight percent of all emergency calls — about 10,700 every day — were made by an ass. Literally.
U.S. cities that watch the most porn
Men’s Health did a study on which cities have the randiest residents, giving in to the multi-billion dollar porn industry in order to fill their spank-banks
Tanning mom gets banned from hometown salons
Get ready for the withdrawal symptoms. Night sweats, shakes, and peeling! Tanning mom, Patricia Krentcil, has been banned from several chains of tanning salons in her home town of Nutley, N.J.
Cute, cuddly koalas going extinct
We hate to break it to you, but those cute and cuddly koala bears are going extinct. The Australian ambassadors are fighting for their lives.
Robotic prostitutes could replace humans by 2050
Robots can defuse bombs and vacuum floors. But what about robots for other” needs? A new paper published in Futures Magazines says that by the year 2050, robotic prostitutes could be the cures to our social ills. Human trafficking would decrease, along with the spread of STDs.
Nympho forces man to have sex
A man was found by police outside an apartment in Germany because he was forced to have sex with a woman more than once. Yep, we’re not making this up.
Man claims government sent him back in time
How awesome would that be if you could really time travel? Apparently some nut claims that by the time he was 7 he was part of a government program that worked on teleportation and time travel.
Dentist removes all ex's teeth after getting...
What did the Polish ex-boyfriend get from his dentist ex-girlfriend after dumping her and then scheduling a dental appointment with her? He got all his teeth pulled out!
Mail discontinued in whole neighborhood because of...
The US Postal Service vows to deliver mail through rain and snow. But dogs are a different story. The post office claims they tried to address Douglas Paschal numerous times because of complaints made against him and his dog, Duke. They accused Duke the dog of attacking mail carriers over the past year. To prove their bark isn’t worse than their bite, the post office completely cut off...
Woman dies on sunlight-only diet
A Swiss woman embarked on a spiritual diet that required her to stop eating or drinking and live off sunlight alone. The outcome? She died. Obviously, and unfortunately.
Woman donates kidney to boss, who then fires her
Debbie Stevens, a 47-year-old single mother of two from Long Island, donates a kidney to help her ailing boss Jackie Brucia, also 47, and then the donor gets fired!
New tech turns smartphone into X-ray machine
Remember the ads for “X-ray Specs” in old comic books? They were $1 glasses you could order that would allow you to see under people’s clothes. Obviously, they didn’t really work, but new technology out of the University of Texas in Dallas could really give you a form of X-ray vision.
Moms outraged over Urban Outfitters lesbian kiss
Katy Perry may have kissed a girl and liked it, but there are 1 million moms, at least that’s what they call themselves, who stick their tongues out at girls kissing girls. Specifically these two in an Urban Outfitters catalog.